Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator! You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't having any children.
You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the World.
Discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you and you can break your everything.
Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions. ESRB Rating : M (Mature 17+)
ONE MISSION - RETIRE: Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end.
LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, firearms, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, and trombones
Made in USA
Size Reference for Microsoft Die Already - Xbox One
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